No, Texas high school games are better attended than CFL games…

Would you ask Kate Bush that question?

For tennis, strangely enough…

I was expecting her to be at the ranch. After all, didn't Jeremiah stumble across her while she was crossing back into the US at the end of the last season?

As a Canadian who fucking hates Jay and Dan, let me just say that Fox Sports is definitely still evil…

The question that really needs to be answered: why the fuck is anyone eating popcorn at work?

The Sky's the limit!

Hey, you changed your avatar!

Everyone but you, nerd…

Every time I see your username I think of this guy I used to run into all the time while playing GTA 4 on the PS3. His username?

The only walls you'll ever need…

Pffft! I guess…

Do you put a white terry cloth headband around your pubes?

You nailed it…

Bobby was the worst of the bunch. His relationship with Joe McCarthy (professional and personal) was despicable…

I've gamed google's algorithm on several occasions. Try doing a search for "Ted McGinley anal bleaching" and the first link you'll see is a video of me getting my anus bleached while screaming the name of Ted McGinley…

Wrong! In the next episode Clark Duke's character is going to appear with an arrow through his head and then launch into a twenty minute bit about how his love of archery helped him get over the death of his father…

It's in the book of Revelations, people!

He also really likes cars.

At a time when it was really hard to win a World Series —- no wild card or expanded playoff format. The Mets, Royals, and Blue Jays have done quite well, all things considered. Seattle, not so much…