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His science is tight, so I'll allow it…

I'm wary of any hip hop act involving Kevin Steen, Chris Jericho, Rush, and Martin Brodeur…

Gilbert Grape gets run over by a car and then changes his name to Gilbert Wine…

The Doobie Brothers played at Trump's convention last summer. Fuck them right in the face…

"You think I got this medical marijuana card to address my terrible medical condition? Think again, buster!"

Plus, it would conflict with our Hitler Day celebrations…

There isn't enough weed in the world to cover up the general shittiness of Tim Horton's…

Or, really, any part of Canada…

Refusing to use the phrase "cutting off your nose to spite your face" is a pretty good example of "cutting off your nose to spite your face"…

Com = spite

Classic viking move!

What'd he say?

So I guess his bad judgment isn't restricted solely to what movies he chooses to do…

Especially Rock Dog

It can be two things…

It's not you or the cold—-it makes no sense. It implies that we were all born more than once. I suppose it might make sense to a born-again Christian, but even that's a bit of a stretch…

That headline needs some work. Inserting the word "since" after the word "year" would help it make more sense…

Jews don't get their pets spayed or neutered!

I always knew Red Sox fans were pedophiles…