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They were so close to getting a 3-4 hour ceremony on CBS too!

And even harder to love…

You be truthin'…

I'll be watching American democracy die that night…

Jesus Christ…

Dibs on your tighty whities!

This is as good a time as any to point out that Tracy Morgan's stand-up is dire…

I did the meth and I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU ALL!!!!

HE'S THE DEVIL!

Dibs on his pants!

"Look at all your different coloured hats!"

I have no clue what you're talking about. I just wanted to say dongs…

Did he say, "Yeah, yeah. That's the ticket" afterwards?

Now, now. Be fair. Pepenador is addicted to extremely violent porn…

Uh, I'm pretty sure her name was Clitoris…

To be fair (unfair?), Julia Louis-Dreyfus wasn't very good on SNL…

That's the joke I wish I could have made…

Mom.

The only good thing about the Oscars…