Should've stayed in his car.

As a third born, my parents ruined my life.

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Suck It Down.

Would sticking a tampon in my dick hole help with my "lazy funnel" problem? I yearn to rollerblade with my poodle in confidence.

Fond memories of MediEvil. Never played the sequel, though. They should bring it back on PS4.

Why not play the game as is, and cross-universal clothing be damned?? Did I state that right? cross-universal? I have a feeling I meant something else.

Camel toein' pretty gnarly there, bro.

Try wiping back to front. If you get shit in your vagina, you've wiped to far.

What about that underwater thing in Sunshine?

Nice to see Zell DITCHED those dumbass shorts, and Squall this cropped fur jacket.

Twitch? More like Snitch.

Wow, I didn't expect anyone else to agree with me on this one. The music was perfect, eh?

That game everyone loves to hate, RAGE, had an asteroid hitting the Earth while the most appropriately sad music played for such an event. The climax was the perfect accompaniment for it's transit through our solar system.

Downloading now, never played, 10/10

Jenki

lol

Thumbs SHOULD be straight as often as possible on DS' and Vita, but, of course, their respective designs fail to allow for that. More often than not, my thumbs are bent with these and that causes some serious pain after prolonged use, whereas with a proper controller, I experience none. Also, this guy has Robin…