Built by the masses I've impressed with my talent. They also stroke and maintain it, free of charge. It's a privilege when you're afforded from such a high seat above you rabble.

And why can't us non-video game employees have a place to showcase our work along side the pros? Does Gawker believe in giving even a mere pittance back to it's readers?

And, one day, Bungie will show him the door. AAAAAAH LABENGA! ZABADEE! ZABADA!

I beat this, like, 13 years ago. So I'll pass.

Heaven forbid those of us who truly create, conceive or design are lumped in with those who simply end up wearing participant ribbons after attending their artistic daycare. You sound like you'd be impressed with turkey hand-tracing.

People with a better "word list" than you. It's called a vocabulary, and having one prevents misnomers.

Designed or printscreened and printed it?

If you think Blizzard actually packaged legitimate things to do in that game, then you need to rethink World of Warcraft.

Foot, meet hornet's nest.

People need to shelter their tender feelings in a manly, leatherly calloused pouch called a scrotum.

This was way too long to read.

Wings and wheels aside, it's better than a Morgan.

I cleaned my PS3 controller once in 2 years. The seam that runs the perimeter I cleaned with a pin, and the only thing I've seen grosser was a youtube video of a guy squeezing a blackhead.

Sometimes people refuse to get help because they are already thinking about things every waking hour of the day, much more than you are. They are consumed by it. Some of us manage just fine realizing we can't really change ourselves - we will adapt, change will happen to us, unto us, but do not trust to hope change…

Japanese Top Gear?

SO THEY CAN SPY ON YOU WITH THE MANDATORY CAMERA. Clever.

Perfectly cromulent word choice.

It better be filled with Ferrero Rochers and strong pornography for that price.