Could've been a tad more pixelated, but damn, is that ever an acid trip freaky level of accuracy if I've ever seen one.

I've been noticing a lot of commercials sponsored by the municipal police around here, centralizing on parents talking to their kids about high driving. I personally think no teenager needs pot. That's what college is sorta for. Teenagers, as we all know, are the most likely to crash anyways. But these police ads sort…

I believe too kim chi will cure just about anything tummy wise.

It's called growing up. It's a young person's game. Which is why it can be such an obnoxious culture. I'm 27, sir. I started smoking pot on prom night, about 10 years ago. In that time, I've heard people say, "I don't smoke pot anymore, why? Because I grew the fuck up." And those were the people who would get…

If I drink, it's for a buzz. I'd rather get "drunk" on weed.

HIStory.

Those glasses make her look like Palin.

Behold, the grey goo that will one day swallow our world. Faux controversies instigated by Fonda's Loyal Army.

Yep. As fond as my memories are of Ocarina of Time, I can't spend any time with it anymore. And why would I?

And watch what comes outta that mouth.

nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

"I'm sowwy I fwighten you!"

I think I'd rather have no wrist action than such a distracting shift from hand to arm. Since I'm not going to play with it. Pretty nice though. Strangely timed. I've been waiting for wal-mart to lower the price on old bundle with the belt buckle.

Couldn't terrain tiles be placed randomly rather than facing the same way as the tiles all around it? How long before we stop seeing the tile affect in games? I've always wondered what it would take to have an engine orient the tiles so that there would be less repeating patterns? I understand it's the nature of the…

And that's how a lot of games work, because it would be insane if all games worked like Morrowind. How hard is it really to kill someone with a sword anyways? I'm glad it relies on player skill. SO, so glad. My gaming life revolves around the experiences I want as the player, not what my toon wants or has to adhere to…

I can't get into Morrowind. It's just so... old in places. Can't stand combat where I'm not hitting them, and they're not really hitting me, because we're soooo low level, but I can still swing my sword at them! Woosh! Woosh! Woosh! Woosh! Clank! Woosh! Woosh! Woosh! Woosh! Woosh!

So when I thought I already delete the piece of shit, you're telling me I didn't really.

I know, eh? Women can be horrible sometimes.

If I ever see my family again, I just know they'll draw comparisons between me and Trainspotting. Semper fudge.

Just as relevant as BBWs celebrating being overweight in an equivalent article.