preorderpants
PreorderPants
preorderpants

I don't know what equality looks like, but I'm sure, like your tits, it's lopsided and asymmetrical.

You're right.

This being one of those times.

Yup, and I'd still only fuck one of those women, given the consensual opportunity to, of course. Is cutting one's penis off and turning it into a vagina anything like making radish rosettes? Ah, fuck it, I'll just stay a man and enjoy what I enjoy.

I don't hate women, I just hate the shit you people say and do sometimes, like how you brought up strippers and I didn't. Strip much?

You seem to hate men a lot for some reason.

Why, because I think you're a cunty stripper? Or because you think the c-word is your n-word?

Seriously, is it hard for anybody to get laid in Brazil or something?

Dammit Google, I thought I installed a dumb cunt filter...

#YesAllMen have experienced this level of irrational life-endangering lunacy. And I, for one, am sick of it.

He's the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

You don't need to explain to me why girls strip for money. Daddy issues, drugs, and the objectification of men as retarded, malfunctioning ATM's. Sorry if my omission of the words Fat and women in my first post caused you to miss my point. I didn't want it to seem I wanted to have a go at fat women.

If people hate sarcasm, why do they invoke it in us, eh?

I'd give ten years. No, fuck it, 20.

What you proved is they make bikinis for everyone. I could have told you that, 15 fucking years ago.

What exactly is left to the imagination in a one piece that a bikini needs to emphasize?

Or does it? Remind me what to think, FemPuter.

In city driving, what would be the point?

And a ton of weight to negate it.

*And stop giving that mouth breather everything he asks for.