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I'd rather pay for Netflix if it means not having an Xbox. Trust is a hard thing to earn back, MicroSoftPenis.

"If only I had the bullets, I'd shoot them all myself before they could set foot on American business office soil."

Considering more people have used Windows based PCs and have had more issues with them, than there have been strictly Windows users who have used Macs and had problems with that OS, I'd say, no, Windows deserves worse. And so does the one that takes its place.

Ok, don't steal anything whilst in China. Land of nothing stolen, EVER.

Shoot a PC rig. Because we all know they are much cheaper and way more affordable to replace.

Sega's Operation Barbarossa.

I have faith that if Bethesda had as much time as they needed to finish absolutely everything in the game, the dialogue, typos etc would have been better/fixed.

Obviously because they know if they make an original game, like they've been doing all along, the chances of it being a success are higher than, say, if they made a game based on a tv/movie/book like so many developers opt to do, and then fail at.

Sex is just masturbation with a partner.

They have a force field around them repelling pussy.

Will this get my lazy sack of crap of a cat up and off the couch for more than just bugging me for food like clockwork?

Is that a battery compartment?

I'm still waiting for Doritos flavoured Mountain Dew.

Censoring porn with food porn??

Those are eras influenced by technological limitations, the teams that have morphed into what they are today, more chefs in the kitchen, social media, the pervasiveness of the gaming culture of today compared to yesteryear. And for good or bad, it is what it is. I stopped playing Diablo 3, a game I'd been dying for

That's just inviting awkwardness.

I think it'd be more interesting to read that instead of being banned, their gameplay is severely reduced and playing becomes a socially embarrassing experience, like tagging them or their names. An online equivalent to being tarred and feathered.

I've yet to hold a Ps4 controller, but I imagine it's just right.

Spliced these frames out of a trailer pack when I was a projectionist. Such an unnecessary pose. Thanks Megan.

Yekshemesh!