Somewhere, Paula Deen let out a huge fart of relief.

I hate having to fill out an application when I drop off a resume. If they want my information in duplicate, I can give them 2 resumes. Secondly, I'm dying to get into a meagre job at the movie theatre here, and I simply cannot drop off a paper resume there in person, to show that I'm interested and ready to work.…

Lucky kid.

Paltry.

Word of the day toilet paper.

I'd feel the same way if it still didn't cost 15 bucks a month. I'm playing the trial now. It's like ringing a dry sponge.

"Mahm. Watr u doing. Mahm. STAP."

Either when some ghetto girls in the ghetto I used to live in peeing in front (not behind) of a dumpster in the parking lot of a gas station on a busy corner or when I got lost at the Eaton Centre and ended up on the roof parking lot, and walked into a porn shoot.

The look on my face thinking about why I enrolled in college 3 times after the 2008 recession.

Skeletons are the easiest foes in gaming. They are supposed to crumble to the ground after a swing. Right now, my progress is being thwarted by GD skeletons.

I died at 0.0.00

Skin so thin people can see your guts, huh? Alright, my apologies.

How much is it to refill a 3D printer?

I know, I know, but, otherwise, the screen would just be black save when he'd use the phone. It could've been better, for sure, but the tension, when it was there was very uncomfortable and for that I recommend it. Actually, whenever I do, people freak out because it freaks them out just thinking about it.

I have a dry equivalent for you all. It's a Ryan Reynolds film about a guy who wakes up buried alive.

Are the toys just collectable or do they plug in or something? I didn't read the article, I was kinda enjoying the Jak and Daxter-ness of the visuals. Is this like, an MMO? I feel a tingle.

You're right, I failed to pick up on the tone of your voice as you typed.

Oh, the irony.

This scene blew me away.