Too Many Idiots.

Any specific changes? Can I ask that they go back to miniatures and real sets?

If I couldn't have my wish, I'd immediately say this one.

I'm not even kidding, but I want to trip my balls off on acid after saying my goodbyes. With a carefully considered soundtrack and some expensive headphones that whoever is willing to buy and have back after I die. And Kate Upton. Because you only die once.

We had SportsWorld, Action Park. Same thing. We had two slides that shot almost 90* down. It always seemed to rain when I was there, and the change room reeked of balls. Glow in the dark arcade with machines that never paid out? Check. Gross, soggy astroturf and pool band-aids? Yup. Disproportionate ratio of Nays to…

lmao sorry

We got a bookie in here willing to take odds one of 'em ends up a lampshade?

Usually it's people's friends on facebook that screenshot a fallen comrade on love's social battlefield, which we all then laugh at, then we pour a bit 'o bitter on the floor for him. The tenacious buggah!

It's all fun and games until someone gets run over Pharrell .

Gaaah! The Jerk Store called, you beat me to the punch.

Is it Dayz like days or Day Z?

My two exes said they never did either. The last one, I was like "Okay, I can see that, you work like, 3 jobs, and you crash the second your head hits the pillow, where as I, on the other hand, (HA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA! pun intended), have the whole day to myself, but I found it very strange when my first ex honesty said…

He the dead one? I didn't watch the end of it.

I know he's a terrorist, but, damn, ladies, this pic is doin' it for ya, ain't it?

Smoking is cool!

I'm starting to think college profs don't even care about citations.

It's also A LOT of copy and paste. Nobody does anything with a computer without a li'l cmd + c, cmd + v

What the fuck? Our beloved industry has such a shitty side to it.