It's so we know we can trust them. As we all know, beings with breast are trustworthy. Sentient, organic, or otherwise.

Pass.

Was I dreaming, or did someone actually win a Simpson's house? What would be the market value of something like that?

"Repeated verbal abuse can affect a person's sense of self worth, their overall mood, and can even cause PTSD or depression."

Yes, because all racists, sexists and anti-semites are white.

People play MP to kill each other. Yelling, swearing, bigotry - fuck, that's part of war, isn't it? Solution? Don't wear a headset, EVEN IF you feel entitled to do so. Because racism, sexism, bigotry, yelling, swearing et all aren't going anywhere. I mean, it's 2014. It's human nature. It might not be in your nature,…

People are feeling like they've ended up supporting facebook getting its grubby little hands on yet another thing. Lots of people are sick and tired of how ubiquitous facebook is. Facebook says it's free and always will be, but anyone with half a brain knows there is no such thing as a free lunch. Without the backers…

Not everybody sees facebook as a harbinger of positivity, usefulness. Good on him.

I was gonna buy one, but seeing as how I resent facebook and its creator, I see no reason to replug myself into that mess of a virtual catalog of people that is clearly only around for the interests of the privileged few than its actual users. As if I wanna log into a facebook account to experience virtual porn. Zuck…

Salvador post-op.

"The reception's bad, but as the Talmud tells us... (static) ...to the jackal as to an oxen.

Deal with the Devil / He wears cornflower blue / Shake hands with Zuckerberg / He gets rich. Not you

It wouldn't be the game for me unless it had a guy in an AC/DC t-shirt and tri-corner hat smoking a dart while a family with some bored kids watch him make a half-assed horseshoe.

"You're all under arrest for making the rest of us look like p***ies and for the indecent exposure of the fact that the rest of us don't live every day like it's our last like we all say we do. I hope you have a good lawyer, sonny-boy, because we don't like being made to look like cowards and being reminded we take…

But ze sun, she is bad for ze eyes! I had ocular health in mind.

"ZE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!"

For just the cost of a cup of coffee a day, you can help a child in need have more sunglasses than she has eyes.

The people in the background might appreciate a pair.

Hullo! It is! Jolly good!