Chain bracelets? I'm supposed to take a guy cereal when he's wearing chain bracelets? Might as well be wearing crocs.

Imagine that, the masses expecting an online game to be flawless at launch.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa - - I can play this on Mac?!

I think Blizzard should allow a modding community the chance to retexture some (and eventually all) the game's assets, meshes and textures. Since this is a ten year old game, it's showing its age, and yet despite not yet (or possibly never) being free to play, it hasn't seen much - if any - drop in monthly…

You can pretty go ahead and confirm the next 80 games in this franchise, as they too will be made.

Lichdom like bitchdom or Lichdom like lickdom?

To defeat it, you obstruct its breathing just a little bit.

God I loved how clicky the GC controller was. I'd use it for almost everything I could.

Ep:1 Racer was the shizz! Loved that game, the races were always close!

The ultimate protection in preventing sexually transmitted sex.

God damn ads is why

Ok... If it were possible to rid something as non-fundamental to human social interaction and it's experiences like online gaming of racism, immaturity and hostility, surely, it would be made by each individual's own accord and would thus mean these things would not exist outside that forum and be so pervasive in our…

Somewhere he's laughin-crying

I'm a lip biter.

They can't possibly be still manufacturing those things, can they? The Move?

Her voice makes me forget about the $1.99 in freckles she has.

Nope. Hungry vag is hungry.

David Tennant gave me the saying "she's someone who butters many parsnips". I am in his debt.

Rim shot.

Exactly. The world needs to wake up and realize that women can be just as violent, sadistic, irrational, and fuelled by revenge and whatnot as men. My guess is no developer has managed to successfully implement a "find the tampons before the timer runs out" type game mechanic. In any case, they'd send their bf's to…