Why is the Titanic lady's hand wiping his face?

Sharon...? Sh- Sharon...?

The one where Stan has to push Randy around, because being an alcoholic is a disease. Blood-sharting statue of Mary, Randy saying "we are the same, you and I", to someone with terminal cancer - - - Priceless.

Ironic. The one place where you want to shoot your friends, and now you can.

"Anata ga ni hanashite saido dareda to omoimasu ka???"

Just the fact that it's being talked about at all, by any party, in 2014, is what gets me.

Thought he was Graham Norton for a sec.

I'll buy this game simply because it looks like a cheap alternative to an actual Caribbean vacation.

There's not having a life, and then there's all these people not having lives together. Boom-di-adda-boom-di-adda...

Dead horse, meet stick.