Why Don't The St. Louis Cardinals Respect The Game?

- St. Louis Cardinals

"Sorry, Mr. La Russa, your blood alcohol level is not challengeable."

I concur completely. McDonald's Bacon, Egg and Cheese Bagel is the crowning achievement of modern civilization; it should be available 24/7. On a related note, this sandwich offers conclusive proof of the nonexistence of god. Something that tastes that good and is so bad for you flies in the face of the concept of a…

"That's not our policy."

Yeah, notice the lack of things on fire

Well that was fun, now all these people can go back to not giving a shit about hockey again.