Reminds me of this:

On the plus side, if he were president he’d never take the time to do any of the stupid shit he’s promised.

Not that that would ever happen.

There’s a lesson in all this: if you’re going to be a lightweight floating to the top of the GOP manure pile, it’s best to have a multi-generational dynastic support structure replete with war criminals from previous Administrations.

One of the most interesting parts of the article:

I cannot vote for a man who doesn’t know to unbutton his jacket when he sits down.

Holy Crap it’s the children of the corn!

That is the first time I’ve genuinely laughed at SNL since...since...hmmm....

I am Irish and commanche Indian.

Play? We get to live it!

I’ve never taken 27 strokes at anything. Well maybe when I was younger, if you know what I mean.

I do enjoy the occasional visit to the Knoxville area, though.

I guess I’m just really evolved because I don’t see color...so.....Jennifer Lawrence’s skin is the same as any other woman. I’m as happy for her as i’d be for any other actress because I don’t see color. It’s actually racist of Spike Lee to point out that black actors and artists haven’t been nominated because it…

Cruz: “New York? *wink wink* “BAAAAAAAAD”

Snap boom bam

Disappointed you posted 2nd attempt... the Hastily made video part 1 is classic! “This train is taking jobs out of Cleveland.”

Not to mention what’s happened to the Jonestown brand.

Conspiracy theory time!!!!!

AIPAC is a ‘major economic conference’ ? In what universe ?