So fake. That cat is clearly pushing the back of Asian Mike’s head with his tail. Please.

I am 50% sure thats a gal.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen so perfect an encapsulation of the modern conservative mindset as this.

It disappers twice a day like magic.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

I went through a real sugar-cereal phase for a couple of years in my mid-teens, when I was playing a lot of sports, growing 3-4 inches, and earning money at my first job so I could buy the kind I LIKE, MOM. Reese Puffs were my favourite; Lucky Charms, least favourite. If I couldn’t get with it as a calorie starved…

Thanks for the feedback, Eatmeslowly.

White people, y’all gotta stop with this shit. Being oppressed and marginalized is NOT the business.

This will continue to happen. This is the new norm. This country is built on the idea that guns are sacrosanct. Violence is the solution to any problem. The most satisfying way to resolve anything perceived as a problem is through violence. After all, a problem can no longer be a problem if it no longer exists. Here’s…

Sometimes the tree of American exceptionalism must be watered with the blood of innocents.

SLAM-DUNK! CASE CLOSED! CLICHE’!

This seemingly fringe strategy should be taken very seriously. History will show that it is an effective strategy to quelch any form of resistance to white supremacy that doesn’t reek of docility and forgiveness. From Malcolm X to the black panthers were all tarred with the terrorism label in an effort to marginalize…

but then he’s actually alive inside the casket, and jumps out and gives them a “Gotcha!” finger-point, right? RIGHT?????

“Sex Pistols or Clash”

I mentioned this to you earlier today, Natasha, but over the past year, I’ve found the public face of the movement to grow more and more divorced from what it seems society needs feminism to be doing. In one corner, we have pandering celebrities who have tapped into the lucrative Tumblr activist demographic by…

What part of this current iteration of feminism do you most identify with? The policing? The intolerance to differing views? The clinging to victimhood? I see none of myself in it.

NEVER FORGET.

Jesus, I haven't seen a Greek with that many men after him since Alcibiades.