Milk, bread, and eggs... What is it about a blizzard that makes everybody want to have French Toast?

I approve

Fuck, I really need to fix mine. Currently dead in the garage with zero compression in cylinder #2.

You say this like lying politicians is a new thing....

I’m actually impressed at how well the servers held up in the first 24 hours of “going live” / 1.0. The game drew 2.8m people simultaneously at one point, more than the next 10 games on Steam combined (including CS:GO and Dota 2). The fact that the servers were merely laggy and inconsistent for a while is a victory…

Passionate Jalops only use dehydrated water so their cars don’t rust after.

A true Jalop washes his car using only mountain snow melt water that has been gathered by Virgins in sterilized niobium-chrome alloy containers. They use soaps made from the fat of sacred lemmings and wipe it on using only the softest chamois cloths. This is done in a hermatically sealed garage as the air supply is…

Fuck, man that is awful. I got cheated on for months then found out and still have to live with the person. Thankfully only til later this year. It may not seem like it but it’s truly a blessing that you find out earlier rather than later. Even with a kid. Just get away from that individual asafp. I will never…

 Every time I hesitate at a dodgy piece of gas station forcemeat, I remember being a teenager, watching a mother in the barbershop feeding her baby chunks of cold hot dog, right out of the shrink wrapped package. “What am I, scared of stuff that (probably) didn’t kill a baby?” Then, I happily eat it.

Relationships are awesome. What sucks is getting cheated on.

through bad decisions and circumstance

As a veteran myself, i disagree that we leave vets homeless and destitute. Before you are allowed to get out, you take a required week long class on writing resumes, practice job interviews, and getting your paperwork to apply for veteran’s affairs aide. And that’s if you want to get back in the work sector, and skip…

No, the one that recognizes there are problems with the system and tries to help others regardless.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

This is the America I know and love.

Your friend would REALLY like you to stop using his sex toys.

Desperation? If they did who cares. I own both systems. Win! Win!

A bit late to the party, but irregardless...: :D

What about all the Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic?

You also need to find a trusted person to clear your browser history and destroy your hard drive.