Can’t say I blame him- I’d want to live in an alternate reality, too, if I’d blown a 3-1 Finals lead.

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Clearly if you think governors don’t take responsibility you’ve never met Rick Snyder. After 18 months of denying anything was wrong in Flint he came forward and said he was sorry and would fix it.

no, surely he wouldn’t leave a team after he said he would stay until he retired.

The fight is ridiculous on many levels, but God Bless this guy for filming in landscape mode.

But how will old white sportswriters say he’s ruining the game when he’s imitating their shooting stroke?!

I’m impressed with how a freakishly athletic 21-year-old managed to mimic that 52-year-old middle manager from the morning run.

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

I know some people think it’s a complete waste of time for Kaepernick to stand up there and talk about something that pretty much everyone agrees is terrible. Especially when there’s nothing he can really do to change it. But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have to answer questions about the 49ers.

Guys frequently confuse “being attractive” with “good looks”.

Dude can’t handle any pressure. At all. Then when Miami is down two touchdowns in 4th quarter and the opposing D lets up, he’ll light it up. Yeah, he is ass. He’s a poor man’s Jay Cutler.

This is the last Sunday of the year Deadspin can post a video of Bears displaying grace and agility. I’ll take it.

You shut your mouth. The Lions may be a dumpster fire of an organization but they are as much a part of Detroit as crumbling infrastructure and white flight. I would die before I let anyone move that team even if it meant they would never win a Super Bowl.

Well done Mr. Ryan:

It’s got to go to Jeremy Schapp right. It is in his DNA. His own friggin’ father started the show. Nothing lets me know it’s Sunday better than trying to sober up drinking Bloody Mary’s while wondering if Jon Saunders is gonna have to choke a bitch while Mike Lupica or Mitch Albom blabber about nothing.

Roberto Cemente

I was hoping that by reading this I would feel better about being a Lions fan. Somehow it was an insufficient amount of misery to make me feel better. We lost another one of the best players ever too soon again this off-season because we suck so bad.

While neither of their faces are ever shown,...

And to think.. All he had to do was hitch a ride home with Denard Robinson.