I can’t be trusted with gardening shears, you give me the jaws of life and my house is coming down eventually.

I’ve written lines like this so many times, and I’ve finally realized, “oh, that means you need to ditch this whole idea for something you can express in a single line. If it needs to be that style of caveat, it’s stupid and/or wrong anyway”

The 7 million subscriber loss number is a quoted Nielsen statistic, ESPN/ABC/Disney hasn’t released any numbers of its own.

There’s a ton of them in Ann Arbor, along with some Roadsters, but I’ve started seeing them all over the state now.

I think it’s gotta be 97/98, because everything that wasn’t an SUV or a truck was trash.

I saw Darko’s cable bill during his rookie season w/ the Pistons and, well, you probably would believe the amount of PPV porn an 18 year old millionaire in a strange country can order. (It’s a lot.)

Even with a new battery it won’t turn over at all? I had all electronics incl. power steering go out on my Intrepid (while driving) when both belts came off — w/o the belts the battery didn’t charge so eventually it just died. They had been replaced, but not retightened after some driving.

It’s a funny bit, but who was Sebastian inviting to meetings when he was on his run and had the best car?