You’d think spaghetti alla puttanesca would be an appropriate dish for a Melania “luncheon.”

She needs to accept some personal responsibility for her own life, pull herself up with her G-string (look how much Melania accomplished with a little determination!), and/or move to a place with more opportunities.

I’m hoping Claudia bought it and it’s now in Warehouse 14.

I actually read a comment from a Trumper who was actually excited about guards getting “target practice” on people who made it over the wall.

Those “out of work coal miners and auto workers and rust belt voters” have absolutely no intention of doing anything of the sort, even though it’s “jerbs.” They’re happy at home sucking on SSDI for their “bad backs,” gumming Oxies by the wee fistful, and waiting for their local factories to magically reappear.

I’d argue that the all-time best performance by a rubber baby was in “Hell Baby.” It was a rubber demon baby, though.

$7? Almost certainly made by Indian or Bangladeshi child slaves. Congrats on your eagle bargain eyes and flaunt away.

“Overrun by the Chinese line” (from ‘Oliver’s Army’ by Elvis Costello) is my favorite.

No-one has yet mentioned the dressing room “inspection” der Fuhrer will be enjoying.

I have had all too much experience with a white working-class culture on the East Coast. They are all Trumpers. They don’t drawl, they bray (embedded in long complaints and angry screaming about their health, their neighbors, their bosses, their coworkers if they’re working, their doctors, their relatives, other…

Well, they are helping the economy with all the opiod-munching.

Cool, but they’ll expect blowjobs afterward.

You’re familiar with the Pact of Umar, I presume?

Benefit? Sure it might. It’s called “insurance money” for items that are otherwise virtually valueless. It’s the first investigation done by a competent police force and insurance company after an event like the Kardashian alleged robbery.

Tell that to his nine-year-old “wives.” All good with Allah, of course.

“Living wife.” Uh oh, Melania.

Guess what, third wavers? While you were dabbing the tears of Theresa-This-Week, a “real woman” crying over its denied right to aggressively air out its entirely intact and vigorously used balls in a womens’ locker room, you fucking threw away all the work that the rest of us spent decades achieving. You know, the…

Allah’s still trying to fix the muddy pond where the sun sets. Drainage is difficult. He’s busy.

Mommy’s reporting them to the police might have saved their lives from Islamic religious honor rape and murder from their male relatives and neighbors. Talk about rock and a hard place.

It might not have been the best choice to employ a woman with documented Islamist history who is married to a profoundly sexually disordered male, who does not flush him at first notice of his public sexual dysfunctions but rather chooses to breed with him.