#makemarsgreatagain

Drift car?? A “FWD ricer drifter?”

I prefer these:

HARUMPH GRUMPF THIS IS WHY I DON’T VALET LOOK AT ME I’M SUCH A RESPONSIBLE PERSON UNLIKE THIS GENTLEMAN HARUMPH I GUESS YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YOU HAD VALET MODE AM I RIGHT BUDDY?!?!

I’ve never had my aircraft in the hangar. Even at -25 in Alaska I was sweeping snow off and doing a preflight inspection outside. The blackhawks always took the hangar space because they would get chapped lips on their vaginas.

I love being a Hooker. By far the strongest and most versatile in the Army’s inventory.

obligatory

Hahaha. As I sit here staring at the leather on my key fob, I contemplate just ripping it off and telling people I have a Volvo.

Thank you. I was waiting for someone to show me a teal car that wasn’t a shit box. I feel like the entire production of teal paint was used up in the 80's making Cavaliers and Geo Metros.

1969 Mustang Mach 1 Gulfstream Aqua.

I was wondering if that was something that could still be done.

I bought surge this morning at the gas station, it’s back for limited time

I wonder how much this cost new, and then I wonder how the new owners felt having been recently separated with thousands of hard earned dollars only to be greeting by despair every morning. The sad reality that is their life manifesting itself in mechanical apathy on their driveway.

I’m pretty sure this is what happened to teal cars...

I’ve often thought that waze needs a white person setting. It’s taken me through some rough neighborhoods to save a few minutes cutting across Chicago.

Perfection. The VW mechanic’s uniform, the cardboard labeled cheat box and the commentary “Mr. Müller says it’s okay as long as no one finds out.”

Actually I picked a Casio G-Shock over a Rolex. It’s not a $20 dollar watch you buy at Walmart, it’s a $300 version that includes solar power recharging and a radio that picks up the signal from the world time clock to insure it is never wrong, and it can handle more water than I care to put over my head even with…