My wife has been asking for one for years and I have been dancing around the subject. She wants the yellow, too....arg.

Now that we have our bearings, can we please concentrate on what’s important? That retro Thunderbird is mind-numbingly ugly and the most embarrassing car you could ever be caught in.

Comment of the year material right here.

That baby looks utterly confused... Like “Why is this guy so orange? Oh god, is it going to rub off on me now that he touched me?”

The internet is now complete.

Looks like me coming home from the bar last night.

Gonna have to revoke your Jalop Card, Máté. We LOVE bad decisions.

Sounds like they did their job exactly right. It’s not like these restrictors were new or unknown; Audi was told last year they could no longer run them. Which means Lamborghini went through the parts bin, found them and, knowing what they were and that they were banned, used them. Not sure how much sympathy I'm…

I think Samuel Jackson is a bit overrated. His part in The Matrix was certainly bloated and cliche. I wish he’d go back to CSI, though. I enjoyed his time there.

Holy crap, he looks like a Walking Dead extra!

I originally thought so as well, but the police report tells a different story:

Will people quit this shit already? This isn’t even relevant here.

You're preaching to the choir. Amen.

Well maybe we can give him a... hand.

But he wasn’t injured, so this was still better than a ridiculous ejection seat

I would like to point out that the parachute didn’t deploy.

Air at 300 mph is molasses