We all know this is Obama’s fault.

Things I loved about my 2012 GT-R that I had for 1.5 years:

Stereotyping the entire JDM scene.. BRAVO!

I think you mean the EVO. And the M3. And the STI. And every other performance car that gets affordable after a handful of years. Fuckboys love them all.

Oh yeah, the rear-end is where it’s at on the GT-R.

The GT-R doesn’t accelerate forward so much as it grips the earth with its claw-like traction and spins the earth backwards in the other direction.

Agreed. The exhaust tips alone, like those on the C7/Z06, look like Satan’s Trumpets. Menacing and awesome.

smaller? interesting. Everytime I see one (even I had seen it before), I get surprised for second how big it is and how massive it looks.

Revvin’ up your engine
Listen to the pundits roar
Region under tension
You’ll never make Nanking your whore

The Jersey plate?...... I’ll show myself out.

Never let it be said again that Tavarish doesn’t put his money where his mouth is. Good luck man, this makes Wheeler Dealers look like a cakewalk.

Here’s what I don’t understand: why the fuck can’t the Germans make a car that doesn’t require massive infusions of cash to keep on the road once it gets past 80k miles or so? Is it so bad for me to expect a German car to be both luxurious and not a piece of shit?

For all the haters, there is a valid point here. Once again, it needs to be worded differently. If you are budgeting for, say, a Buick lacrosse or maybe even a lower spec Lexus sedan......for a similar 5 year TCO (besides gas and tires) this AMG s class can be yours. Initial buy in is about the same as a new fiesta.…

He didn’t get much for that Kitty Crispies jingle... Meow-wow.

Uncle Jesse is upset that all he can afford is this car on the salary he makes from impersonating Elvis eight times a week. The Sunday matinee show is a real dog.

Yeeeeeah I just spent 24 years of my life in the lake effect area, and living in Columbus now I’m surprised to see 10+ year old cars in such nice shape compared to what I’m used to.

Ohio might be a depressing place, but even we deserve better than rental-spec Sentras.

I also parked my car in your mother’s garage, Trebeck!

BAHAHAHAHA

I’m so sorry..... back to reddit :(

Hughh...

Is that Lisa Ann?

Is that Lisa Ann?