They made a terrible mistake and made promises they couldn’t keep, but it appears they’ve delivered on almost every single line item and then some. Yes, it took 2+ years of free updates, but this is a shining example of making it right. 

You can draw that out even further...

So if they have Tilly wearing one of those, does that make her Skant-Tilly clad?

The Tesseract was recovered by Howard Stark and later sent off to Project Pegasus (which has a name drop in IM2)

Honestly I’m still ASTONISHED at how good they made season 1. The line between having fun with a nostalgic story and making fun of it is very fine and most of the reboots these days fail spectacularly. Cobra Kai managed to make a true followup that actually introduced new ideas instead of solely rehashing old ones,…

NOOOOOOOOO I loved the show - it stood out from the rest of the junk and wasn’t trying to glorify anything and anyone, just showed life as a giant assault of never ending shit with glimpses of beauty in between

I use self-checkouts almost exclusively. The only time I need a human employee is one I try to buy air-duster for my computer or super glue to fix a broken cup or NyQuil cause I have a cold and have to have someone there verify that “Yes, I am, in fact, over the age of 18".

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.

I have still not lost my Shamrock Shake cherry, as it were, and I’ve been on this rock quite a bit longer than you have.  But from your description, and those of a few other folks here, it seems I can still die a happy man without trying one.

This is so humiliating. On an international stage we have to put up with toddler level understanding and the adult in the room has to not just humor him but pretend it made sense. It is full on child tantrum level shit.

I think of him as O’Reilly from Oz or The Vulture from Brooklyn 99.

I’ve seen 2000+ multiple times. Over 1K easily. It’s more often though when I’m opening a response from notifications, for some reason.

Dear Kinja Pricks,

I kinda want to know which bread he meant.

Based on the lead image, I thought Stan’s name was seen on a gravestone. Glad that’s not the case because that would have been pretty macabre!

The purity olympics in America need too fucking stop. I am a left leaning, liberal woman of color. This shit needs to stop. This is why people end up becoming the Trump supporters we see in ever-growing millions these days. Nothing is enough. They all apologized. Fred Armisen was playing Barack Obama, not making fun…

ban hats

It works with pretty much any flavor ice cream , and any breadstuff (as long as it doesn’t have an onion topping).

“Gray Matter” from Nightshift has haunted me on several levels since I read it when I was 12, I’m 46...

Alright, that’s a pretty funny timezone gag, but wasn’t Gwen there way earlier than everyone else too? Like 2 weeks earlier? So I guess it wouldn’t really make much sense. Still chuckled though!