I don’t know if any of y’all have seen Alton Brown’s live show - we saw him in Rockford awhile back - but he tells a great story about how he worked at a bakery and forgot to salt some dough and it took over the dumpster... and that’s why you always add salt.

Yeah, I’m maybe willing to buy that it’s a sign of something (for example, that they are not too up their own ass to care about what people think when they order food, or that they’re not super adventurous about food) but I don’t think it would, on it’s own, be an actual red flag.

YOU’RE RIGHT, I forgot about that one. I haven’t had it in years, but it never fails to satisfy!

All they need to do is put the goddamn spicy seasoning in the chicken sandwich breading instead of that mayo bullshit and they would settle this stupid war once and for good. 

I so wish this were true. I’m pescatarian, and the only drive-thru fast option I have is the Maca Fish Filet. Plus, I adore tuna salad. It’s a crazy thing to adore.

Hostess could make a three course Twinkie right now without even changing their existing technology—they’d just need to swap out the flavors of cream.

Haha!

No desire anymore. They’ve gotten too corporate. It used to be about gorging without abandon.

The quiz ended up saying nice things about me, so it must be wrong. 

I have never made a decision on this issue. PEA-can pie, puh-CAHN candy.  I have the same issue with cement.

This isn’t an actual poll but is pulled from Google Trends which I assume is either shopping or search queries, neither one of which is a great indicator IMO (if you’re buying candy online you’re probably buying in bulk).

Yeah, this is my feeling of what “should” be correct. As outlined in the article, the tattoos are an inextricable part of his likeness. Short of a contract he signed with the artist stating otherwise, then it’s probably safe to assume that fair use would apply for reproducing the person’s _likeness_. But extracting…

If you’re an artist who has inscribed your work onto another human, and that human gives rights to their likeness, that should include those tattoos as long as they are used within the scope of that likeness.

I wanna know who the landlords think they’re going to rent to if 80% of retail/restaurant space is suddenly open throughout the city. Short sighted doesn’t even begin to describe it

Absolutely adore this one.  I cry laugh every single time.

I was a hard core Miracle Whip fan growing up.  However, since I discovered the love that is Duke’s Mayo, I will never look back.  

This made me actually laugh - out loud. 

Thats the funny part. Lemonade is lemon, water, sugar. Where did they think the sweetness came from?

Both offending drinks with tequila were margaritas. Its probably best to check the other ingredients as well to make sure you’re not allergic to lime or something.  If you want to confirm tequila just sip a bit straight and see if it happens again.

Yep.  Stop taking my tuna!!!!