Prime Shipping is not “Free” It’s what I paid for when I signed-up for it a decade or so ago, and it’s still what I’m paying for. They may have thrown video and other services in, but they’re not why I’m paying for it.

XFL will be in DC in 2020.

When the episode was mentioned, that’s where I assumed the sentence was going, not to a gag with Cartman hitting someone.

At some store openings, they do a thing where the first 100 people to show up and camp out for 24 hours win free sandwiches for a year (basically a coupon for one sandwich per week).

Doctor Who used the World War 1 confusion just a year ago

Someone’s been watching Black Mirror.

No, they just trained them in how to do well in the tests without focusing on other areas.

All we got was a pin.  In one of my younger sister’s most altruistic moments, she let me have it. 

AmEx is quite willing to help in such matters.

As a kid, sometimes we wouldn’t have buns, so we’d just wrap a piece of white bread around a hot dog. It wasn’t on a bun, but being a hot dog is about more than the bun. If a hot dog served on bread is still a hot dog, I don’t see why it’s not a sandwich.

I’m not much of a beer drinker, but recently went to a beer festival with a friend and sampled a few things.  I now know I really really really like sour beer.

They’ve had to start branching out to other shows like Ex on the Beach and Big Brother.

I just had to comment to say that your Trump on McDonalds bit was hilariously accurate.  Some may even say they are the best words written on the internet. 

I’m glad UFC decided to try to one-up WWE after their recent Saudi Arabia show.  Bonus points by doing it with a WWE Hall of Famer.

The original large lunchables came with some very tasty spreads for the developing palate. One was a sort of herb mayo, but the star... the one I still think about... was a horseradish sauce. When eating, you felt it in your nostrils, and for me as a little kid, that wasn’t a food sensation I got very often.

My favorite bit is the lever with messages so you don’t have to actually talk to your driver.

It turned out better for Don Johnson.

I think she’ll go back in time, de-age Michael back to a baby, then they’ll kill him as a baby or try to raise him with better parenting.

She sold her soul and has about 2 years to make it happen.