We all know how this ends, though, right? The patient suddenly has a medical emergency, and only the black doctor/nurse can save them. After the patient recovers, they see the error of their ways.

Well, there’s dead, and then there’s mostly dead.

All wrestling fans know that is the international symbol for Diamond Dallas Page’s Diamond Cutter.

I don’t know if there’s any truth to the story that someone at Microsoft made it, but if you haven’t it, the spoof video “If Microsoft Designed the iPod” is pretty spot-on.

First it’s the ankles, then it’s the shoulders, and next it’ll be the knees. No boy (or girl) can resist a sexy joint.

When I first came to DC from out west for college 20 years ago, I saw it on a menu and asked my dad what it was. He grew up in Ohio, so he knew, but he just said “You don’t want that.” and left it at that. 20 years later, I still haven’t tried it.

I think it’ll be more about what this life will do to Paige. He doesn’t like killing people, but is willing to do it, but he doesn’t want that life for his daughter.

Ah, he’s a professional wrestler, like WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump.

You mean you’re not going to carry your own slices of cheese with you and put them on the burger at the restaurant?

All I’m going to say is that The Rock vs. Vin Diesel is the perfect sort of Wrestlemania celebrity involved match that could headline the event.

This is why I don’t go outside.

But in the Age of Apocalypse, his hand didn’t grow back!

“Chrissy Teigen indicates that sleeping through Casey Affleck meant exactly what you thought it did... she was tired.”

Read this in Trump mode... Small nuclear undoes global warming. Got it.

He found the sexual harassment training tedious, because he already knew all of the techniques they mentioned. Said he should be doing the training on how to sexually harass people instead.

As a Catholic, I can tell you it’s a sin for us to use any protection. They should’ve pulled out at the last moment.

Unbundling also potentially lowers the visible price to the customer because the bundled items aren’t taxed at the same rate as the ticket. When they’re part of the ticket price, you pay a higher tax on all of them.