“Joe’s Slam Piece”

Look out, Mt. Take. A new challenger approaches!

This is the type of thing that makes me ache for the food pellets that I was promised would be the staples of FUTURECUISINE.

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

never forget

You’re so damn naive. The CIA is not your friend, friend. They aren’t here to help you or I or anyone else outside of those in power.

I, for one, am just glad we still have the CIA to defend our interests in democratic institutions and ideals at home and abroad.

I’m fairly sure, in this company, this idea would have gone through legal before it ever saw the light of day. I was initially concerned there might be some kind of legal violation, but given no sensitive information appears to have been collected, and there were multiple disclaimers, I doubt any crime occurred.

You should see their line of underwear...

The thing they should take out of Logan’s Run is that if you turn 21 and are still working at McDonald’s they should kill you.

Nah. Safe spaces.

Well, then there was this unreported incident.....

Incident report:

White guys - quit saying n**ger (or n**ga) no matter how “down” you imagined yourself to be.

And this guy was nowhere close to being down.

I fear your son will soon share his name with a psoriasis medicine.

SELFLESS AS A MOTHERFUCKER, YO

It’s definitely a weird idea that I do not support.

In a statement in March, a church administrator told NBC News a church-specific police force would prevent mass shootings such as the massacre at Sandy Hook and “similar assaults at churches and schools.”