You’re so damn naive. The CIA is not your friend, friend. They aren’t here to help you or I or anyone else outside of those in power.

I, for one, am just glad we still have the CIA to defend our interests in democratic institutions and ideals at home and abroad.

You should see their line of underwear...

Nah. Safe spaces.

White guys - quit saying n**ger (or n**ga) no matter how “down” you imagined yourself to be.

And this guy was nowhere close to being down.

I fear your son will soon share his name with a psoriasis medicine.

SELFLESS AS A MOTHERFUCKER, YO

It’s definitely a weird idea that I do not support.

In a statement in March, a church administrator told NBC News a church-specific police force would prevent mass shootings such as the massacre at Sandy Hook and “similar assaults at churches and schools.”

The better question is, how close are we to guessing his real name so he vanishes in a puff of smoke?

The diploma is printed on elephant skin.

Graduation fees?

Why are you besmirching the reputation of peaceful, sociable gnomes? Sessions isn’t a gnome, he’s clearly a goblin (or a kobold).

She paints this nostalgic gloss on a housing program deliberately designed so white “Grandpa” wouldn’t have to live next to “Those People.” They just awarded the Pulitzer to somebody who outright pines for a racist past.

You have forced me to murder my beautiful joke.

My initial reaction to reading:

If you’ve murdered your joke, let me dance on its grave. It is extremely unlikely a grandfather from any of those cities is Protestant.

Also, those folks weren’t living in Levittown. That was the OG white flight suburb.