Nurses, teachers and university professors already have unions and they are professionals. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that doctors and other allied health professionals were unionizing, given the changes in labor models in medicine that we are seeing right now. Journalists are often unionized, especially if they…

American consumers is biggest road block to workers rights. Time and time again, Americans reward companies that exploit workers. Until consumers recognize their power and their role as ethical consumers, this is pissing in wind.

Just cut the things I don’t use. Duh.

Alternately, he doesn’t actually have any supporters in NYC.

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

Don’t worry. Some of the major southern metros are pretty blue (think Austin) and know how to BBQ. We will have to set up refugee prioritization table based on BBQ competency. Sorry North/South Carolinians.

Oh, I definitely didn’t mean to imply the North doesn’t have poor people too, just that if you list the states by how much federal aid they require to stay afloat then the states that would be seceding in this scenario happen to be the least financially solvent. Which is fine! I’m not a secessionist.

Why The Fuck Not is its own state motto too, though.

You just named three southern states.

Northern Allies of Southern Secession.

Then you better hope to christ that no Russians get near it

Is Danny Trejo on the list of 100 most valuable stars that is a pre-requisite for this list? I didn’t click it, so I don’t know.

hack your style with this cybernetic anti-gravity pouch complete with shoulder hacking straps and analog clips for cybersecurity

How did they miss the boat on selling a copy of Elliot’s backpack from Mr. Robot?

wear it on your head or give it to a dog, this bisexual gender-nonconforming polo shirt will unlock the prison beneath the sands of time and burn away your past with balefire

I want to wear the “Full Docs or GTFO” shirt to my next medical appointment.

“Oh, you are a P.A.?” *points to shirt*

Can’t I just sell Russia my credit card number directly?

On... on his foot, right?

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?