Which is bad for Wall Street.

Plus, he heard their menstruation attracts bears.

GLENN BECK YOU LYING BASTARD!

Why, those are the best kind of gold coins.

There goes our cash currency.

What is this pickling nonsense? Lots of people eat artichokes fresh, albeit steamed, boiled, or fried.

It’s the inevitable endpoint of the service economy- we all give each other Uber rides to farm stands to buy ingredients to make the recipes that we sold to each other online, which we then make in other people’s kitchens, which were rented on AirBnB. Someone from Handy will be over to clean up when we’re finished.

We are gonna build a wall, and make the Picts pay for it!

+I

And for his next trick, Trump will appoint his prized racehorse Incitatus to the Senate.

While I don’t think any class of people should be disenfranchised, I have little hope that voting will make things better.”

Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

Awww, look, a baby Dino-Sar

That thing would prob be best buds with this Derpasaur

Hold on to your butts...for some hot paleo takes.

I was an EMT for two and a half years. It can change you and your perspective on people. After you see so many doing the same thing you start to hate that you aren’t making a dent in anything, and even start to hate the addicts you are supposed to help.

It feels really lame to share this woman’s fertility issues (heartbreak) on The motherfucking Slot.

They’re so slimy they’d slide right through the rope. Better to fence them in and open fire.