lol! Well, everything was even more partisan back then and the political parties controlled newspapers across the country, so they all got along with each other very well back then.

I DO remembering hearing somewhere that regular periods make you deranged and emotional and incapable of rational thought.

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

Why would I feign naivete? To be condescending? That’s right, other Barry.

Isn't being a high priced escort kind of a step up from being the 3rd trophy wife of sentient Cheeto-fart cloud, Donald Trump?

I'd note that Trump hasn't sued Gawker for accusing him of being a runaway corndog from the state fair or of being a petrified pumpkin shell. What is he hiding???

‘Celestials’ is acceptable in a pinch.

Chinamen is the preferred nomenclature.

This guy isn’t just a creep online. He’s also a conspiracy theorist, xenophobe, homophobe, sexist and racist! Get ready for the quote, because he’s a terrible person and it’s a lot.

When America sends its people to Mexico, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending me. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing hairpieces. They’re bringing bankruptcies. They’re con-artists. And some, I assume,…

Hurry...let’s build the wall now!

I’m awaiting a photo of them holding a dead chupacabra.

notakebacksyoutouchhimyoukeephim

And he invented that nifty game with the letters.

Young HamNo.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

make that two of us

“It should bother you because when you come into Pennington Quality Market your food is going to be in my stomach.”

My train’s breath smells like train food

I mean, I’m not saying you’re objectively wrong, because obviously that’s not how objectivity works, but I am saying (in another comment) that Yuengling is a better choice and is pretty much that price point as well. Also Ruby Redbird is only like $9, so for two bucks more you get delicious grapefruit flavor!