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A one time donation of $180K will elevate you to Premium but I'm afraid the rest of the levels require not only large sums of money but also a purity of spirit that only comes with the selflessness of providing house cleaning, laundry, chauffeur, and various other menial labor services as well as on demand…

Fuck that. I don't care what people believe, but I also believe in exposing fraud. Just as my birth church deserves every goddamn joke and hateful thought for generations of child raping and protecting child rapists, these fucking criminals deserve every goddamn thing thrown their way. It's an OBVIOUS Ponzi scheme —…

Their... spokesman?

If horror movies have taught me anything, it's that if those two start fucking in those woods, then they will be murdered.

Who released this one? Baen?

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

Drew-How do you forget alcoholism?!?!?

No shit!

God damn it I'm not going to cry! I'm not... going to... *SOB*

Listen goddammit Meeman. It is time. Time to cast away the fear of mushrooms! Time to embrace goodness in all its many guises, fungal as well as not-fungal! Mushrooms are amazing, and it is your inheritance—your destiny!—as a human being to love them, to appreciate their ability to increase the meatiness of a food…

They are really going to get upset when they read your upcoming post about how the phrase "Cincinnati skyline chili slander" can be re-arranged to spell "Proctor and Gamble is run by satanists".

Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy! is "People". And the clue is:

"There is a kid-friendly recreation area where adults can drop off their young ones while they go look at giant dicks."