If this thing doesn’t yell “And party on, dudes!” I’m gonna set it on fire.

Is John not the true Targaryen heir? Rhaegar was the crown prince. Surely his son would inherit before his little sister.

Where in RI?

Can you get these with the sleeves already cut off?

“Roger gave every single one of us on this couch an opportunity ^on this couch.”

Da Share Zone is also not a fan of Wendy.

I wish I had the Photoshop skills to combine him w/ Ronald.

Have you met my son Traidan?

It seems unwise that we would allow police to answer only to any private organization.

There it is.

To be clear, I don’t think this is a good idea. But does anyone know how these departments interact with the regular police when, say, a college has its own police force? Does their oversight come only from the school, or do they still report to the same authority that local police report to?

Oh shit! You’re that Nolan D. McCaskill?

Class trip to Bohemian Grove?

The gnomes find your assumptions patronizing. They contain multitudes. 

Why doesn’t Mr. Sessions just ask his fellow gnomes to help him cast some illusory dragons along the border? Problem solved.

Very true.

Goddammit!

You are correct. R.I.P. bomb-ass joke. 

My joke was based on the fact that she didn’t mention Grandpas who came from the USA, like many WASPs have. My joke was not implying that people from Sicily and Dubrovnik are WASPs. You have forced me to murder my beautiful joke.