Where in RI?

Can you get these with the sleeves already cut off?

“Roger gave every single one of us on this couch an opportunity ^on this couch.”

Da Share Zone is also not a fan of Wendy.

Have you met my son Traidan?

It seems unwise that we would allow police to answer only to any private organization.

There it is.

To be clear, I don’t think this is a good idea. But does anyone know how these departments interact with the regular police when, say, a college has its own police force? Does their oversight come only from the school, or do they still report to the same authority that local police report to?

Oh shit! You’re that Nolan D. McCaskill?

Class trip to Bohemian Grove?

The gnomes find your assumptions patronizing. They contain multitudes. 

Why doesn’t Mr. Sessions just ask his fellow gnomes to help him cast some illusory dragons along the border? Problem solved.

Very true.

Goddammit!

You are correct. R.I.P. bomb-ass joke. 

My joke was based on the fact that she didn’t mention Grandpas who came from the USA, like many WASPs have. My joke was not implying that people from Sicily and Dubrovnik are WASPs. You have forced me to murder my beautiful joke.

“He was born in Sicily or Donegal or Dubrovnik”

“For the president to imply men like my father were weak cuts me to my core.”

Once, while out for ice cream with friends at a diner near my house, I filled one of those plastic, tri-sided doohickeys that advertise menu items near to the top with ketchup, finished my sundae, paid and left. You cannot imagine how often I thought of that years later when I was working as a waitress. What an awful…

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