“Depends. I wouldn’t send my white son to an all-Hispanic school. Los Locos would kick his balls into outer space.”

Also, avail yourself of some Jon Ronson STAT.

That’s Jon Ronson. He’s written about spending a weekend w/ Alex Jones infiltrating Bohemian Grove and about lots of other conspiracy nuts & racists. I wasn’t offering it as a defense of Jones. Hard to use someone as your defender when that person writes books where he tries hard to understand why you’re so fucking…

The application for everything bagels alone makes this a valued addition to any work space.

You don’t believe that a meatball or eggplant parm sub should be toasted?

Your lunch: disrupted!

I can’t wait until my position is disrupted.

Dismal working conditions at Amazon warehouses have been well-documented:

People in this thread keep mentioning Wal-Mart, which is a good example of the sort of company HappyFunDad is talking about. But let’s not forget the fucking behemoth in the room: Amazon. Brick-and-mortar stores still provide a concrete connection to employment in your neighborhood that e-tailers don’t.

Who here is defending the lady that knocked the statue over?

I’m from New England. I enjoy clams in many forms, along with potatoes, corn, sausage, etc. However, clambakes ain’t got shit on BBQ. It’s possible I married my husband just for the twice a year trips to Georgia to re-up on pig (and biscuits, and boiled peanuts, and real creamed corn.)

I agree with your general sentiment, but equating “red states” or “the South” with “poor people” is silly. There are plenty of poor people in blue states. Their social programs just tend to be better funded because of those pesky taxes. The Great Northern Alliance Plus California and—Why the Fuck Not—Hawaii (we’re…

Also, we really need to have a BBQ contingency plan in place in the Northeast before we can even start to consider this.

Good point.

Schools choose what percentage of their endowment to spin off for current use each year. Is it not possible for them to increase that draw to fairly compensate their workers without depleting the entire fund? Yes, it would slow the endowment’s overall growth, but it seems morally dubious to rest potential gains on the…

NEVER!

Too small! Fuck you and your “too small.” Was Henry Winkler “too small” to be The Fonz? Was the Shelby Cobra “too small” to be a bichin automobile (I assume)? Was Yersinia pestis too small to kill a few million old-timey jerks? They were not.

Why do they need to instruct the purchaser on how to wear all these very basic items of clothing? Is it because said shopper is currently browsing the website in a bathrobe with tissue boxes on his feet?

You mean “jabronois.”