It's definitely PA.

I can see that.

It was a joke referring to these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purity_te…

All of this was simply a ploy to get us to start calling you “Princess Ashley,” wasn’t it?

I was introduced to the concept of a speed-trap town by my husband, who is from Georgia, and I understand they are common in parts of Florida as well. So is it a Southern thing? I can’t think of anyplace in the Northeast that compares.

“I beg to differ.” -Boreas Firefightin

Yes, but the two sites on which I’ve been posting the most did not follow me.

I’m just saying if someone wanted to give me “access” to a raging case of the crabs, I would say no thank you.

But that access is to belligerent, unintelligible bozos.

I meant it in the form of those viral chain-letters that get passed around in college where you answer questions and lose points for admitting to trying alcohol/pot/butt stuff.

Well shit.

I will never, EVER, hurdle anything or use a pommel horse or take part in a pentathlon. I may, however, one day successfully make a Charlotte Russe and I can certainly eat one. It’s all about attainable goals.

Has anyone created a lefty “purity test”? I ask this as a 100% pure lefty.

Would it be so unreasonable for an interviewer to ask a question and, if the answer isn’t forthcoming, say “OK, that’s it, interview is over” and cut to something else? I don’t understand why they feel required to provide a platform for lies—not opinions, outright fucking lies. Because even if they then spend time…

“I mean hardly anyone would keep a poster of Leo in his office to show off to his business partners these days. Sad.”

Also can’t help feeling he hopes that there will be extensive protests and chaos at and surrounding these events. Nothing rallies the base like footage of angry people of color.

“You don’t bring me flowers... You don’t sing me love songs... You don’t unfurl giant posters of me and show them to business acquaintances... anymore.”

I once brought a carton of Munchkins In for my coworkers.

That chihuahua is incontinent, right?