"Cracker" isn't a derogatory term for white people. It's a derogatory term for one group of white people: poor, white Southern trash. It's black equivalent isn't the n-word, but some other mean-spirited, classist name, like "welfare queen."

Stupid sexy Lucky Tiger.

Stupid sexy Lucky Tiger.

Uniform: Polo shirt, backwards BoSox cap, white Adidas shoes. Shamrock tat. That. Accent. ADDITION: Sweatshirt with Alma Mater that smells like yesterday's beer and Axe body spray.

I encountered this exact set up in the ladies room of a bar on South Street in Philly. My friend and I called them the racing toilets and I am proud to say that, after a few too many beers, I won.

That horse is a toilet.

She should pica healthier habit.

Should get bonus points for their charming local nickname: "gaggers."

Here be C.H.U.D.s.

Did somebody say, "strong female characters?"

My old gyno refused to give me an IUD under some patronizing delusion that I, as a 30 year old woman, couldn't understand the difference between STD prevention and pregnancy prevention. This is a surprisingly common occurrence for nulliparous women requesting an IUD. I found a doctor who actually listened to me and,…

Crud. Too late.

Someone begs to differ.

Perhaps Akin confused his waterfowl and believes that women can expel sperm machine gun style, a la Daffy Duck with watermelon seeds.

Don't fret. I'm sure the live action Widget movie will be rolling out any day now.

Oh, like you wouldn't.