Should get bonus points for their charming local nickname: "gaggers."

Here be C.H.U.D.s.

Did somebody say, "strong female characters?"

My old gyno refused to give me an IUD under some patronizing delusion that I, as a 30 year old woman, couldn't understand the difference between STD prevention and pregnancy prevention. This is a surprisingly common occurrence for nulliparous women requesting an IUD. I found a doctor who actually listened to me and,…

Crud. Too late.

Someone begs to differ.

Perhaps Akin confused his waterfowl and believes that women can expel sperm machine gun style, a la Daffy Duck with watermelon seeds.

Don't fret. I'm sure the live action Widget movie will be rolling out any day now.

Oh, like you wouldn't.