No Hecubus? No check-ubus.

False flag!

What's the flight velocity of a Eurasian squirrel?

"You may be wondering why I've gathered you all here today."

Should get bonus points for their charming local nickname: "gaggers."

Pretentious?

Here be C.H.U.D.s.

Grindr for pizza. I'm gonna find me a hot slice.

I've found the name for my next D&D character: Sacculina.

You can check it out and decide.

They may have a four-headed penises, but I think the juveniles resemble another part of the male anatomy.

Did somebody say, "strong female characters?"

My old gyno refused to give me an IUD under some patronizing delusion that I, as a 30 year old woman, couldn't understand the difference between STD prevention and pregnancy prevention. This is a surprisingly common occurrence for nulliparous women requesting an IUD. I found a doctor who actually listened to me and,…

Crud. Too late.

Someone begs to differ.

Perhaps Akin confused his waterfowl and believes that women can expel sperm machine gun style, a la Daffy Duck with watermelon seeds.

Don't fret. I'm sure the live action Widget movie will be rolling out any day now.

Oh, like you wouldn't.