Fuck it... BUILD THAT WALL!!!

Bruce
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Bruce’s Anal Power Demolishes Colon’s Offering

“What’s that Colón you’re wearing?” 

Colon No Match for Anal Power

“Sorry Jerry, I just want to play plutocracy.”

How can that officer take this guy seriously? He’s an actual major, not some jagoff who majored in Recreation Sciences or whatever.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

Why was anyone shocked by these events? Of course they weren’t going to play on a Monday at the GaRField.

If having dinner one-on-one with women meant I’d have sex with her I would have had sex with a lot more women and also invite women to dinner more often. Since this is not always a thing that happens, and sometimes for the best because she doesn’t match her picture, it’s safe to say that these people lack the common…

I’m hoping to glow in the dark by the time I leave.

talk of previous violent incidents, expression of paranoia, overreaction to workplace changes, unstable/emotional responses, feeling of arrogance/supremacy, intense anger/hostility, violations of policy, exploiting/blaming others

This is insulting to children and babies.

Clearly you all aren’t racist enough to accept that an Asian person can put a body part through literally any surface.

Samething happened to me. My friend also had a hairless cat AND I thought it was petting but it turned out it was my friend’s vagina.

Here ya go.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

I often wonder this too.