Weird that they wouldn’t go to the bullpen with a no hitter in the works. Mind boggling really.

This makes so little sense to me. Correct me if I’m wrong but the general idea of having the latter be open world was after you finish the main story you can, you know, explore the open world, and if you get stuck on a part go a different part of the open world. If the second half is linear, there seems to be very…

When I saw that she is one of the roasters for the Roast of Rob Lowe, part of me started hoping they actually set her on fire and let her roast, because she is that horrible a piece of shit.

As an unrelated PSA, I know it doesn’t affect everyone but I’ve heard from a few friends that they had the same problem. Don’t use the telescope in the cat apartment at the beginning of the game.

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Or they tie him in with their advertising, Chris Sale is cutting your mortgage rates in half!

This deserves so much more than it will get.

Boy those naming rights guys really stuck it up our behind this year, this team would still be winning if it weren’t for having to deal with this massive change at this point in the season. Mumble mumble something something Yaz.

I keep hearing that the reason he won’t release his tax returns is how deep he is invested in the AKC, which obviously would be horrible for him, but if he isn’t why won’t he show people where his money really goes?

Butler: Hey Valencia, orange ya glad I didn’t punch you back?

Friday afternoon, football-enjoying capybara Peter King sent a tweet:

I suspect someone from his campaign requested that @BarackObama be added to the list of suspensions for founding ISIS

Now, we are fucked.

So to that extent can I petition to get unattractive people that live around my home removed? I don’t want future potential buyers of my house to think the neighborhood is full of ugly people it might steer them away.

How dare he besmirch the good name of those like Sweetie.

Your stories of James Cameron being punched in the face are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

That sounds like a painful way to service yourself.

I’m the same way, I avoid them whenever possible. I’ll begrudgingly hug parents but that’s it. The one minor exception is mainly one or two friends that insist on a bro hug when they’re plastered and we end up at the same bar.

It always warms my heart when a Scrooged reference fits in perfectly

I think in Tito’s case it is PTSD from the zombie apocalypse he suffered through.