I’m into Tom Kha myself

It’s a trick I learned from the PUA I dated for half a second. It creates a sense of intimacy where before there was none. It’s a gimmick and leads to people being weirded out by strange gestures.

My car got freak accidented last week. As I walked home in the rain, while my undrivable car sat on the side of the road with the radiator literally hanging out the bottom of the engine and dragging on the ground. I text my SO what happened, how my car won’t drive, follow up with a photo. I get the reply “it looks…

Once on a hot day I tried to do yoga in my 90 or so degree attic.

When I took a pole dancing class years ago we would start by crawling back and forth across the floor. With pauses for sexy hair flips. We got accustomed to wearing leg warmers so we didn’t fuck our knees up.

Like PunditBurner, I don’t know how you got that the quote is a justification for cheating. It just seems to illustrate the previous sentence: “you may think you know what you want, but you have no idea” - it may not be cheating that blows up your life, cheating is just specifically what is happening in this show.

literally everyone else sees the entire concept to be creepy AF

I once thought I had mono for a year. Turns out I was just really bored.

delete your life

Just you and your asinine attempts at humor.

When you graduate junior high you’ll look back on this and cringe

seriously, it’s like an edgy 12 year old on twitter that’s arguing with you

In North Portland there is also fairly rich diversity. I live there.

I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.

Thank you. As someone who lives in North Portland and is aware of the actual black community there these comments have me grinding my teeth.

I am also going to make your post about me, because I do one of the things your creepy roommate did and am not a serial killer!

lol at all the people angry at you for your post

oh my god I secretly/not so secretly still love better than ezra

lol how great would it be if they got home to a nicely wrapped bottle of Sliquid on their kitchen counter

fuck off