oh fuck off

beauty!

because when a woman is raped, the onus is on her to not indicate any anger afterward or some fucksstick might call her out for it on a blog

Or like

I love that I don’t even have to open it to know it’s the collection of emotional labor from that Hairpin piece. (fuck, it’s gonna be embarrassing if I’m wrong)

Where I’m from (California), the term gringo has nothing to do with Spanish fluency and is generally about being white/American versus Mexican. Where are you from that it’s related to being able to speak Spanish?

lol I read this whole thing. How embarrassed are you? You should definitely be embarrassed.

Shouldn’t we all strive to look our best?

Up until like 2006 Gap carried the longer inseams in at least some of their stores. I wish they still would. Is it still around 36"?

Right? I had to make the choice of “boobs vs height” when buying my miraclesuit. I went with boobs. I fucking got this thing because it could be worn strapless, and I’m millimeters from a nip slip about 70% of the time.

shit, it’s that easy?

if you have any bits you like smoothed over, I broke down and bought a miraclesuit a few years back and LOVE it.

That Vogue Australia cover would land her in my bottom two for sure. Kendall: Sashay away.

Yesterday on youtube I skipped past what I thought was a really bad commercial. Pretty sure it was an ad for one of his music videos?

So I’m hiding my story way down here because people who know me have heard it:

I had first time consensual sex with a coworker entirely from behind once.

I know this is a wild idea and that this kinja network is Not a Fan of bar soap at the sink, but...

Maybe slam your fingers in a car door until you can’t type anymore

doesn’t make you any less of a shitdick

quick question: