And that’s why I seemed really worldly when I asked a man thpeaking with a thetheo if he was from Thevilla. And yeth, he wath.

imo apple butter never needs added sugar

What does age of consent have to do with a violent assault?

Changing one of your names to Mary, sneaking tomatoes out of the garden for later and converting back alleys and VW bugs into a playground for the destitute, obviously.

do you honestly not know what “head of livestock” means? hint: not deer

Most soapmaking suppliers have replaced them with jojoba beads, which look similar but don’t clog up pipes.

“it offends my feelings as a man of color”

I get mine at Walgreen’s. They’re prenatals and cost like $6 for a month supply.

I am 100% here for Phi Phi’s redemption tour.

Season 1 or 2 they had some pole dancers on and all the queens were disgusted that they had to “look at her vagina” (which didn’t even happen). It was very offputting.

Sounds like you need to repeatedly slam your head in a car door. Get on that.

lol you’re so fucking stupid

They sure did! about sexism. Now racism is involved, too. Try to keep up.

and as far as your planning goes? Armstrong is just as pretty, if not prettier, but further out so accommodations will be a little more difficult to arrange.

Muir Woods. I guessed, and then googled “Muir woods wedding” and every photo has the exact same backdrop of trees.

Did you really create an account just to reiterate the joke implied in the article?

will you be okay?

you think it’s logical that a woman wouldn’t care about her rapist because nobody else does because of his waning political power?

You are SUCH a garbage person.

I was talking about this really nice telescope the other day and I kept saying “yeah it must be a thousand dollar telescope” and it took me several iterations before realizing that my entire frame of reference for telescope pricing is based on that movie.