Oh. My. God.

a decent subset of us have been on tumblr for years now. Although for the life of me I can’t remember why we left in the first place.

I say “hey are you gonna finish those pizza rolls”

the end just made me laugh so hard

I don’t think anyone is implying that his clock would be enough to get him in.

wouldn’t they be based assumptions given the link?

Bobby and Sam, two boys who I babysat when I was a teenager, were killed by their father before he killed himself because his wife left him.

Sued for what, though?

well good think you and Queen Elizabeth are here to suck each others’ dicks.

She probably could have, though. Calm yourself.

Well stop humiliating your wife in public, then!

And some of us want to have that experience but can’t... which is where I’m at right now. Sigh.

wakeboarding is tough, man.

This is so well written. I didn’t have it in me.

that’s literally 0% of the comments. are you okay?

No one talks about the reason why we find parenting so tough. It’s because we have been brought up to be selfish.

lol fuck off

Wait... Ohio is a state?

This is straight up an Intervention clip. Jesus.

“Show me where they changed the rules retroactively” I got the impression that that’s what this excerpt was about: