Yeah that’s like... the Ye Olde Olden Book of BDSM.

Does someone in Dr Who have a heavy weight hanging from her vagina? Goddamn I missed that episode.

I had friends when I was a teenager who saw meningitis sweep through their highschool. Something like four seniors died within, you know, two days of each other. All because they shared the same soda.

u just earned ur first follower

How is one sentence a tirade?

...so that’s not super aspirational.

Contraception isn’t at all like abortion, so you’re definitely not a hypocrite! And I think that if you feel like you wouldn’t personally get an abortion but are still pro-choice, that definitely makes you not a hypocrite as well. At least in my opinion.

Hey, even the asymptomatic sufferers get diarrhea from the z-packs. careful what you wish for!

I had a major epiphany about 5 years watching a Golden Girls rerun. It seriously crushed my life at the time.

I don’t know what my student loan interest rate is, but I DO know that of the $20k I took out, by the time it’s all said and done (in another decade I guess?) I’ll be paying back $40k. And my interest rates are fairly low for student loans.

HMMMM

AllRushIsViolence is being super calm and collected in their replies to you. What outrage are you referring to?

But we get to watch her aggressively whisper her way through every emotional scene! I can’t wait for that.

Hormones.

I just discovered this 10-step Korean facial cleansing method. It’s so much work but goddamn my skin looks amazing.

It depends! Most soap is around a 9 on the ph scale because it’s made with super basic sodium hydroxide, or lye, combined with fatty acid chains, or oils. Skin likes to be around a 5, so using soap on one’s face can disturb the acid mantle and really upset your skin.

agreed, but also pls flag him for hate speech. He’s trying to get attention all over the place today.

We can? Can you find me some of those that come in custom 37" inseam? Because Lands End is pretty much the only company that has that at reasonable prices and I’d love to know alternatives.

She’s being quite obnoxiously obtuse about this whole thing, eh?

I can’t wait for the episode where they scrape together $40k to have the house repainted.