No, you’re right. The maintenance on that house alone would have bankrupted them by now. Many of the people who are sitting on those SF houses for decades now, but aren’t pulling much of an income are what I call “house rich and cash poor” - they’re likely going to have to sell eventually or their house will crumble…

shut the fuck up

Imagine if you or somebody you loved was publicly accused of a rape you knew they didn’t do. Imagine that.

I got kind of obsessed with it. It felt extremely authentic, if often uncomfortable.

I bet if we locked him in a room and played “Another Day in Paradise” on loop he would come out a better man.

I have begged doctors for vicodin. “Just three a month, seriously!!!” They act like I’m a junkie. I’m 36 with no history of addiction.

I buy this stuff called Natural Calm that’s sold in big bottles in health food stores and on Amazon. Fucking amazing stuff. just a spoonful in a glass of water works great. also, it makes you poo.

Gigi’s hair looks super greasy in that one shot.

Okay, that’s basically what I said, too.

That’s an idiomatic expression. But how can one be hoisted by one’s own bomb? Simple, one drops one’s own bomb at one’s own feet and thus blows oneself up. Thus the hoisting.

from your own link

I kept looking at this and being like “okay but who is the chick on the right?” - also, apparently I’ve googled “Daisy of Love London” enough times that Google knows what I’m doing.

Should be hoisted, not hoist?

I’m 6'3" and despite looking proportionate, I still need to buy plus size clothes if I want them to fit my “average looking” body.

okay but WHAT DID JAKE DO? I honestly haven’t ever been able to figure that out. And I’ll probably believe it!

banal?

Don’t stop this is the best thing I’ve read in weeks

Right, and the user base won’t reply to her. So fuck ‘em. I don’t think she’s personally attacking the website itself or that OKCupid will get hurt feelings from her sentiment.

you’re NOT all ears. you’re all excuses.

that’s not at all what the quote implies.