As a whole, Friends does not hold, thanks to the questionable jokes, lack of diversity for New York and weird story lines.

Deepest sympathies to the family of our longtime customer, Ms. Chnandler Bong.

This kind of stings.  Of all the Friends, I’m probably more of a Chandler than I am any of the others.

And Keanu still walks among us...

I was hoping he’d moved past his troubles. This is quite sad. R.I.P.

Can I nominate “A View to a Kill” as both the best Bond theme of the 80s and the most 80s Bond theme?  The movie is a rather weak entry, but that opening title sequence has a kick that the rest of the film mostly lacks.

That’s cool. You know, if WB were smart, they’d have the full library of Looney Tunes available to watch on their platform, especially highlighting it right now as cross-promotion. But Zaslav.

Thanks for the fab painting of yours truly. I’ve hung it on me wall!

You have to be trolling.

claims to “share a birthday with [George Lucas],”

Yeah. It’s not bad. I’m not sure Godzilla, the Predator and the Xenomorphs count as horror... But, then I’m not sure what they do count as.

I like Freddy at 1. Pretty good list. My mentions would include Dr Herbert West and Angela from Sleepaway Camp

In memoriam

Shut your mouth!

After a few rather lazy recently published AV Club lists, I am pleasantly surprised they got this one mostly right. The Haunting is as good as it gets. I’d swap out a few of these for A Ghost Story, which is actually less about the ghost and more about the house.

I would honestly call Amityville Horror the worst horror film to have any significant cultural penetration. The pacing in that one is so bad, because they’re faithfully following a bad lie- there’s no sense of escalation or growing dread, just random supernatural shit keeps happening until it’s time for the end. When…

Here I was all set to sign in to mention “The Innocents,” “The Haunting,” “The Changeling” and “The Uninvited” when to my shock they were all here you beautiful thing you.

I wish I could say something more in depth, but all I can muster is Crimson Peak sucked. Would replace with 1979's The Ammityville Horror.

Something The Shining gets so right is how wrong it feels to be someplace that should be packed with people when no one’s around. I went to a small conference a few years ago that was held at a ski resort hotel just after Labor Day (I’m sure the price was right). I’d been there both winter and summer in the past, but…

Lake Mungo is garbage. The entire movie literally nothing happens until one split second scene at the end of the film, which really isn’t scary. I was so pumped to see this and when we finally watched it I couldn’t believe the amount of hype this film movie had garnered.  Don’t waste your time with it.