Facebook isn’t Meta. Meta is like Alphabet, which is the corporation that owns the company that is Google. Facebook still exists.

This is all very silly, but (only) slightly less dumb than you were saying.

That luscious tan! Those ruby lips! And hair so natural, only his undertaker knows for sure!

We’ve created a society where the uber rich can make the stupidest fucking decisions imaginable, ruin people’s careers and lives, and never face any consequences.

Yes, let’s all pay attention to Zoidberg!

We all still have Zoidberg!

Beep beeep beeep?

Dust Bunny: a Bryan Fuller-directed horror film starring Mads Mikkelsen

i will say this was a nice, informative, not-too-cheeky-or-sarcastic article i’d like to see more of.

Much less one who actually knows the answer to that question.

Whenever someone picks up I waste the call asking whether the projector’s running.

Myself, I’ll be participating in Cloppenheimer, in which I watch Oppenheimer and then go home and fall asleep to the 2012 tv series Luck.

It’s too much to Handel! Bach in the day, things weren’t so Savage.

I don’t mean to pile on here, but okay, I’m joining the pile. This woman has been married to a sociopath for 25+ years. Who knows what kind of abuse, gaslighting, and stress she’s had to put up with over this period? But hey, let’s judge her on some off-hand remark she may not even have made upon having the truth…

Wish I could say this is beneath Jezebel, but this is just another entry in the steady decline. Y’all should have let AI write this one.

Also WTF is up with the snarky "I guess 'Stand By Your Man' has limits?" Maybe if Wynette herself were divorcing I could see it being irresistible to reference her song, even if doing so made an unfortunate implication of criticism for leaving that wasn't warranted. But why are we shitting on this private individual…

JFC give that poor woman some time process what happened. It’s pretty gross demanding she has the reaction you deem appropriate right away.

why does this author seem more upset about the wife not knowing than you know, the man murdering all those people....? good grief, y’all. unless we find out otherwise, she’s a victim too.

This feels kind of needlessly shitty and mean. How do you want a person to react to the news that their spouse is a serial killer? 

To each their own, but like… J.J. Abrams had practically never written or directed an ending to anything in his professional mystery box life so maybe not the best choice to close out a saga, and he actively went out of his way to undo things Johnson set up or introduced. He has a story credit, so I can’t give him a…

Turns out it's kind of difficult to produce a satisfying conclusion while simultaneously attempting to systematically dismantle the previous movie. And also you're J.J. Abrams and literally have no idea how to end anything.