First off, $1B to break various laws of physics to completely change your face? Like, how would this play in the real world? Also, there is a full body one he said in the very next line, but like Sam, you don’t pay attention do you?

Are you on some kind of weird troll training program where you have to start by haunting the barely functional comment section of an entertainment site?

Do you send screenshots to the underside of a bridge somewhere hoping they’ll give you a username and password for Twitter?

Out of eight paragraphs in this article, three of them are about an entirely different show. Is this a sample piece to get a job writing for a Disney+ Star Wars show?

Oh THAT’S who that guy was. Right.

My mother died “with COVID” not “from COVID” although it was COVID that did her in along with her existing heart condition.

This is absolutely false and should be deleted by the moderators. Excess deaths is the only meaningful metric given the incomplete availability of tests and understanding of the sequelae of infection, and it’s not even in debate among serious mortality experts — COVID-19 caused more deaths than the official counts…

How do you “disagree” with the existence of a person?

Not sure if it’s mentioned but Aldean didn’t write the song. He’s a bro-country poser, putting out a product that he found. I’m not trying to defend him - in fact to me it makes him more of a loser. Jeez, he can’t write his own bigoted anthem?

As a Nashvillian and a country music fan, I have to tell y’all something important, which is that Jason Aldean sucks ass. Absolute ass, and he always has. His music is completely shitty and has always pandered both in sound and lyrics to the lowest common denominator of country music fans. I haven’t heard this song…

It’s just the usual Conservative pining for a 1950's style America that never really existed and was an even worse place to live if you weren’t a white male.

Lol why not just sing a song called “sun-down town” and be done with it? 

How come nobody noticed that The White Widow’s eyes changed color?

i think all the union people who worked hard want to see their work appreciated. i don’t think any SAG or Writers Guild people are calling for a consumer boycott.

One of things that bothers me about Christopher Nolan discourse - and this comes from someone who really likes Christopher Nolan - is the idea that he’s a complex director in the vein of Lynch.

It’s a Christopher Nolan movie. He made a movie about rescuing soldiers from a beach by shooting three different timelines moving with different speeds.

Comments on a movie’s aural experience are rich coming from the guy who gave us Bane’s disembodied voice. 

The guy who directed Tenet finds the “audiovisual experience” more important than plot? Yeah, that tracks.

I still say the screenwriter is most important. You can be the most brilliant director ever, but if your script is crap, you will get a crap movie.

but does it really have a “confusing” plot?

Do you know where you are right now?