That's what she said.

Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood gives the greatest acting performance in any film I've ever seen. Make it a top priority to see it ASAP.

I hope it was the theatrical version. I feel the director's cut of The Last of the Mohicans is actually weaker than the original, most noticeably in the scene where the courier is sent from Fort William Henry.

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Blade Runner. I have given that movie a chance probably half a dozen times over almost two decades, and every time it basically puts me to sleep. I get that it's beautiful to look at, but boy is it empty.

you know Chad Channing was having a perfectly fine day until he saw this comment.

Agreed that this felt like half of a plot instead of a full story. Did anyone else think that Warren was setting up Bob when he became so insistent on the tiki theme? Like Warren had a failed tiki supply business and was using this new investment as a way to offload old inventory? And all those businessmen who showed…

Ilana wanted the pita because she saw someone dipping a piece into some sauce (salsa? hummus?) and remarked about how absorbent it was.

If Barsanti gets to name Kevin Conroy as the definitive Batman (which I agree with) then it has to be said that the Mr. Freeze from The Animated Series is the absolute definitive portrayal of that character. No one will ever do it better than Michael Ansara.

Well I called the New York Yankees and told them to bunt, and then I called the Queen of England and asked her how's it going. And then I-

PIZZA HOUSE!

Here's a bigger name - Tom Cruise is only two years younger now than Nicholson was when the movie was shot. Having Cruise play Jessup would be a ratings bonanza.

Come on, @SeinfeldQuoteGenerator, we're all waiting for you!

Or like the Nikki and Paulo episode of Lost! An instant classic!

Endut! Hoch Hech!

Love reading these. The only frustrating part is finding out that the movie you've just been sold on seeing seems to be impossible to get your hands on.

CLEARY!

Risky Bussiness begs to differ.

Irish are just Scottish people who could swim

She gets to share a name with real life Tatiana Maslany, and that's better than any fictional character.